Earlier this month...

18/9/2013...
#MatatuChronicles Chic in a mini and stockings just got into the mat. Caught me staring at her legs & I'm thinking...''Chic, *sigh* how did you get them so lean??? No thunder thighs going on there.'' I'm so sad :(

So much was lined up for us on #MatatuChronicles today! God is awesome. I sat near one gentleman, his face hidden behind three bulky paperbags full of, i dunno. For a brief moment, the empty seat between us stared back at us. So i asked him why not place his heavy stuff there...and then the tout behind us retorts, ''akiwekelea hapo alipie kiti'' o_O surely.
Someone behind me needs divine intervention.

12/9/2013...
Mentally repeating this word, mezesha over n over again...coz its just....wat is this?? Ok, #MatatuChronicles This jam is mezesha...
Me: ''mezesha...me.ze.sha. ME ZE SHA...mezesha...''
You: '' :-/ ''

7/9/2013....
#MatatuChronicles Last night, we reported mat Reg No. KAU _ _ _X for dangerous n careless driving, ear splitting loud music, n just generally lack of decorum n unruly behavior of the tout trying monkey styles swinging at the open door to the beat of a SHOUTING Kofi Olomide. Yes, to the police. Na iwe funzo kwa wengine. We are people, not a bunch of old potato sacks.


5/7/20013....
#MatatuChronicles Kila mtu hapa ako na touch screen phone. Eh, ni mimi tu. *qwerty-ing away with sad abandon*

I tell you the truth, hiyo stretch ya nyayo stadium stinks of bird poop. Yez. #MatatuChronicles

2/9/2013...
Gai...saa zingine ukiimagine vile wameweka loud music na kichwa inauma, unatafuta weapons of mass destruction na unazitumia without mercy. >:/ #MatatuChronicles


~Me Thinks ~
(Issorait)