Off the cuff...

The Awkward Moments...

The matatu takes a sharp corner and you slip off ur seat but maintain your sitting position in midair...

That chic with a high set weave who bumps her head while boarding the matatu...

We've sat in traffic for over an hour. Angry impatient dude decides to alight. Jam clears a millisecond later. We zoom past his embarassed face.

...a dedication to Bertha

Been awhile since I got into a bus...am sowwy, its just that...ah, nyeff.
So anyway, some weeks ago, we were overtaken by a Fushia Vitz...in it was a dude driver accompanied by his main lady in the co driver's seat. I'm alil' blur about the details but Methinks it's a left-hand drive...probably, yes? But good for him, he actually overtook us. Good for you, dude! Virtual high five to all the brave Fuschia Vitz Male Drivers (FVMD) overtaking people out there. No, really. Kudos!

And more recently (hold on to your seats), I met that other guy walking in town. The one who's normally on phone telling someone else that he is in a matatu & he will call back later. If you have met this one and you ply Jogoo Road then you have probably also met the one who tells his caller that he is in Nyeri travelling to Meru and will not be able to come to Buruburu this evening...

But, here is something from the Wordsmith that will butter your bread in the morning...In Meru, renowned brewers add biscuits to their brew, coz 'mgema akisifiwa, tembo hulitia Manji'

 

It's cold and you know it.

I'm selling these...please place your order.

These outfits can be worn at home at night and on your way to work at dawn.

Make life warm and easy.

Pay the tout your fare at the door then snuggle on your seat.